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Subject: Medical checkup
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Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:54:29 -0600
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Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor
says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a
blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again.
Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A
URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old
woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your
underwear!"
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