One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she
wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his
daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same
problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed
off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing
all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town
and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have
turned out to be my half brothers!!!"
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them
you want, he isn't really your dad."
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