A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he
hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to
find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts
his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans
the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and
says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo
come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf
course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light
on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer
magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to
investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The
young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?"
answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards
the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is
she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What
does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm
nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The
young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes
she'll be sixteen."
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