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Date: Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:36:56 -0600
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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a
complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're
dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says
the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?"
the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts,
"Nine..."
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