"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:jfjuk4h5f1meq80kfnrat287t4i5tg2akn@4ax.com:
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> "What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
> "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home
> in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
> "Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
> "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get
> in before nine A.M.?"
> "Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get
> out."
>
Dont give up your day job LOL.
Mercury.
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