| A Few Jokes for 12/13/08 |
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10
years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack
you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will
never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped
inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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