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Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:13:11 -0600
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CAR DEALERSHIP JOKES
One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home
from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that
day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that
she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather,
time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it
just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car
she wants and she replies,
"Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something
to do with hate or anger."
The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth
Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"
The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she
reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down
the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny."
To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in
this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"
"No son, I want this color."
"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would
suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.
By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the
owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of
the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the
disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset
about.
The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's
corn!"
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Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment."
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I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I
stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was
right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my
eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see
one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops
the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres
something missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I said "at the
ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the
trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "Thats so they can walk
home"!
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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in the film
"Twister". I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the
driver had set the"cruise control" and then went in the back to make a
sandwich.
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