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Subject: Some pot shots at our northern neighbors
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Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:09:25 -0600
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A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room
service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
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A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under
his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case
of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade.
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An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed
last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the
crown."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of
national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk
about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status,
distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts
talking."
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Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste.
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The difference between a New Yorker seeing his CAR being
vandalized & a Canadian seeing HIS car being vandalized is:
The New Yorker will yell "EH!!!! Wot you think yur DOING??"
The Canadian will yell "Wot you think yur doing EH!!???"
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