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2008/12/04 05:10 |
Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.
A. Cause their balls show.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized.
Q. How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A. Kick open the car door.
Q. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
Q. What important questions does a blonde ask her mate before having
sex?
A. Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate.
Q. Why do blondes have orgasms?
A. So they know when to stop having sex.
Q. How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A. The next person in the queue line taps you on the shoulder.
Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
A. Not everyone has been in a limo.
A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q. Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?
A. When they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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