"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> Q. What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
> A. Lipstick.
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> Q. Why do men like blonde jokes?
> A. Because they can understand them.
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> Q. Why do blondes like lightning?
> A. They think someone is taking their picture.
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> Q. Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat
> forehead?
> A. Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
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> Q. Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
> A. From dating blonde men.
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> Q. But why do brunettes take the pill?
> A. Wishful Thinking.
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> Q. Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
> A1. They can't remember the number.
> A2. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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> Q. What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
> A. Air bubbles.
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> Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
> A. A waste.
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> Q. What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
> A. An air mattress.
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> Q. What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
> A. Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
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> Q. What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
> A. Two brunettes.
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> Q. Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
> A. Too many blondes were drowning.
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> Q. Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
> A. They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
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> Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
> A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
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> Q. If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die
> first?
> A. The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for
> directions.
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> Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
> A. 144 blondes.
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> Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
> A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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> Q. Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
> A. It swells at night.
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> Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
> A. A blonde parade.
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Just unsubscribed from EN. It went from the best to the pits LOL.
Mercury.
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