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From: "Rolex" <rolex@easyweb.com>
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Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is
pure.'
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his
father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
'Son, don't you know that all household appliances come in white.'
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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