Lost Dog
There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle. One
day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog
had run away.
She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog. Nobody
had seen him that night but the next morning she met Little Johnny on
the street, who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he
described matched hers exactly.
Upon finding out this information she asked Little Johnny, "OH, Little
Johnny, you have seen my little Titswiggle, then?"
"No ma'am, but I sure would like to!!" Little Johnny replied.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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