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2008/11/22 15:29 |
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A. A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
Q. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her she's pregnant.
Q2. What will she ask you?
A2. "Is it mine?"
Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q. What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A. She can't say "No".
Q. What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A. Retardo.
Q. What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A. A visitor.
Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q. Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A. She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!
Q. How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic
genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will
grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.
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