| Re: If you're too slow you'll miss them - Quickies |
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From: "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net>
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Subject: Re: If you're too slow you'll miss them - Quickies
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Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:27:44 GMT
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On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:11:04 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:p5mdi4hgpjfnn6isb1p27al1a1r1a8dmo1@4ax.com:
>
>>
>>
>>
>> Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
>> A. Spot.
>>
>> Q. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
>> A. A Space Invader.
>>
>> Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
>> A. The back of her head.
>>
>> Q. Why do blondes drive VW's?
>> A. Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
>>
>> Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
>> A. Tell them a joke on Friday night!
>>
>> Q. Why did God create blondes?
>> A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
>>
>> Q. Why did God create brunettes?
>> A. Neither could the blondes.
>>
>> Q. Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
>> A1. So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
>> A2. So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going
>> to work or coming home.
>>
>> Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
>> A1. So brunettes can remember them.
>> A2. Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
>> A3. So men can understand them.
>>
>> Q. Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
>> A. She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
>>
>> Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
>> A1. A golden retriever.
>> A2. A labrador.
>> A3. An indicator of a really bad hangover.
>>
>> Q. Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
>> A. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
>>
>> Q. Why do blondes have periods?
>> A. They deserve them.
>>
>> Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
>> A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
>>
>> Q. How does a blonde hold her liquor?
>> A. By the ears.
>>
>> Q. How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip
>> cookies?
>> A. You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
>>
>> Q. Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
>> A. She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
>>
>> Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
>> A. Last year's hide and seek champ.
>>
>> Q. What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of
>> sly pygmies?
>> A. One's a bunch a cunning runts.
>>
>> Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
>> A. One's a busy ditch.
>>
>
>God be thanked LOL I was too slow!!!!
>
>Mercury.
and a gobble-gobble to you too.
lol,
darkshadows
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