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Subject: Re: If you're too slow you'll miss them - Quickies
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
> A. Spot.
>
> Q. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
> A. A Space Invader.
>
> Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
> A. The back of her head.
>
> Q. Why do blondes drive VW's?
> A. Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
>
> Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
> A. Tell them a joke on Friday night!
>
> Q. Why did God create blondes?
> A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
>
> Q. Why did God create brunettes?
> A. Neither could the blondes.
>
> Q. Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
> A1. So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
> A2. So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going
> to work or coming home.
>
> Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
> A1. So brunettes can remember them.
> A2. Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
> A3. So men can understand them.
>
> Q. Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
> A. She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
>
> Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
> A1. A golden retriever.
> A2. A labrador.
> A3. An indicator of a really bad hangover.
>
> Q. Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
> A. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
>
> Q. Why do blondes have periods?
> A. They deserve them.
>
> Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
> A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
>
> Q. How does a blonde hold her liquor?
> A. By the ears.
>
> Q. How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip
> cookies?
> A. You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
>
> Q. Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
> A. She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
>
> Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
> A. Last year's hide and seek champ.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of
> sly pygmies?
> A. One's a bunch a cunning runts.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
> A. One's a busy ditch.
>
God be thanked LOL I was too slow!!!!
Mercury.
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