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Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.
Q. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A. A Space Invader.
Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A. The back of her head.
Q. Why do blondes drive VW's?
A. Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A. Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q. Why did God create blondes?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. Neither could the blondes.
Q. Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1. So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2. So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going
to work or coming home.
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1. So brunettes can remember them.
A2. Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
A3. So men can understand them.
Q. Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A. She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A1. A golden retriever.
A2. A labrador.
A3. An indicator of a really bad hangover.
Q. Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q. Why do blondes have periods?
A. They deserve them.
Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
Q. How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A. By the ears.
Q. How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip
cookies?
A. You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q. Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A. She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of
sly pygmies?
A. One's a bunch a cunning runts.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
A. One's a busy ditch.
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