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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/11/14 17:37 |
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A. They're doing research on black holes.
Q. Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A. Peroxide.
Q. How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A. The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.
Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A. "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A. A wine cellar.
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on her.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for french fries.
Q. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1. 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2. Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3. Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
Q. Why don't blondes double recipes?
A. The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q. Why don't blondes breast feed?
A. Because they always burn their nipples.
Q. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q. Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A. They're too hard to peel.
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in
six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q. How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A. You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.
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