"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:012gh4h9mnp0g29pnldeb50m2q4gnfs835@4ax.com:
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> Q. How many blondes does it take to play tag?
> A. One.
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> Q. What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
> A. Far-from-thinkin.
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> Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
> A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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> Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
> A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
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> Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
> A1. The Blonde!
> A2. The other guys waiting their turn.
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> Q. What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by
> 'the fuzz'?
> A. 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
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> Q. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
> A. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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> Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
> A. Spot.
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> Q. What's a blonds' favorite rock group?
> A. Air Supply.
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> Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
> A. A blond electrician.
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> Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
> A. So brunettes can remember them.
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> Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes?
> A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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> Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
> A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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> Q. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
> A. Perri-air.
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> Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
> A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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> Q. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
> A. When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!
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> Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
> A. The Air Pump!
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> Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
> A. Because she got an F in sex.
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> Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
> A. She missed.
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> Q. Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
> A. They can't keep their calves together!
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The end!! The end!! My Kingdom for the End LOL.
Mercury.
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