A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a
drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy,
without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, "
the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man
takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees
him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you
tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the
first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender
says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender
says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye
dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They
gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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