| $ 10,000 |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/10/26 14:48 |
A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says "win $10,000;
ask bartender for details".
He asks and the bartender says "well, you see that man at the end of
the bar?". The drunk looks over and sees a huge, burley dude. The
bartender says "if you can knock him out with one punch, you go to the
second step...
The door right behind that big guy opens into a room containing an
alligator with a sore tooth. If you can pull his tooth and come out
alive, you move on to step three...
Those stairs next to the door go up to an eighty year old hooker's
apartment. She has never been satisfied by any man. If you can satisfy
her, you win the money!"
The drunk says ok and orders a double shot of whiskey. He belts that
down, walks to the end of the bar and POW!, knocks the big dude out.
He orders another double, belts it down, walks to the door, steps
inside and closes the door. BAM, CRASH, GROWL is all the bartender and
patrons can hear for a few minutes and then total silence. Five
minutes later, the drunk walks out of the room bloody, clothes
shredded. He orders another double, drinks it and says "o.k., where's
the hooker with the sore tooth?".
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