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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/10/24 21:05 |
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From: "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rolex
Subject: Decoy
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Date: Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:05:09 GMT
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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar
for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At
closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several
minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his
engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that
could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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