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2008/10/23 17:11 |
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Subject: Two horses
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Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:11:51 GMT
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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the
bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and
well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding
times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing
he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think
I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he
was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the
tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't
tell them apart again!" The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up
or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will
not grow back."
The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months
later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen
anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking
the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of
one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"
The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for
crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is
slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what
the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.
The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had
just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured
the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
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