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From: "::yeahright::" <::yeahright::@saywhat.com>
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Subject: Re: John Wayne Toilet Paper
Date: 6 Dec 2005 22:56:01 -0600
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Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>brightened my day by saying
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> John Wayne Toilet Paper
>
> An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The
> clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
> "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the
> Indian. "How much is it?"
> "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
> "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about
> the others?"
> "Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll."
> The Indian doesn't have much money so he opts for the no name.
> Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. "I have a name
> for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall
> call it John Wayne."
> "Why?" asks the confused clerk.
> "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an
> Indian."
>
>
> Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
;-))) Thanks!
Take Care! L8rz!
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