| American Idol Joke # 3 |
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The Top 5 Signs Your Prom Date Is William Hung
5. He manages to tear your dress, trash your corsage and step on
*both* your feet dancing, but that doggone goofy charm convinces you
to give it up anyway.
4. Despite his embarrassing performance in the back seat of his car,
his earnest demeanor landed him a $25,000 porno deal.
3. His tux? The limo? The hotel room? Everything has been rented for
just 15 minutes.
2. "Our next song is by request -- for the fifth time tonight, not
that we're counting... 'She Bangs!'"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Prom Date Is William Hung...
1. Fox has already cleared three nights of its fall schedule to
accommodate a series documenting the evening, with rights to a second
one covering the after-party.
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