A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were
watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from
the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50
have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your
again!"
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A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he
became bored. So he thought to himself, "Hmm, a beer would be really
nice right now." So he began to wander the streets of the unfamiliar
city, looking for a bar. And, after a few minutes he came across one.
He casually went inside and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender walks up and asks the man what he is drinking.
Anxiously, the man says, "Bud Light please."
The bartender then asked what the name of his penis was. The man
looked at him with confusion and said, "What are you talking about?
All I want is a Bud Light and, besides, I have no name for my penis."
The bartender, calming the man, said, "Look around, all you see is
men. That is because this is a gay bar. And the tradition is, when you
order a drink, you state the name of your penis. Then I'll serve you a
drink."
The man, really thirsty for a beer, now says, "Fine. Give me couple of
minutes to think, and I'll order when I come up with something."
So he is thinking about it for a couple of minutes and still can't
come up with anything. So he decides to ask the guy next to him for an
idea. The man states, in a feminine voice, "Well I call mine Timex,
because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin."
The man quickly turns away and asks another man to his right. That man
states in a deep, gruff voice, "I call my Ford, because it is built
ram tough. Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Again, the man quickly turns away. Then, suddenly he says, "Bartender,
come here, I am ready to order."
The bartender says, "What'll ya have?"
The man says, "A Bud Light please."
The bartender asks, "What is the name of your penis?"
The man responds, "Secret... strong enough for a man but made for a
woman."
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First Time
This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in the
backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood a
cop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said that he
wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.
The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When he
got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there
was no reason to be scared, because he wouldn't arrest him if he could
be next. The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's just
that I've never done it with a cop before!"
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Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.
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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be
brother and sister?
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