| Jokes 1001 |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/09/30 22:00 |
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What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?
"Neato...Doughnut seeds!"
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette
says, "Look, a dead bird!"
So the blonde looks up!
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A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index
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Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A
twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?
A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!'
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A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards
ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."
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