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Confucius
Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.
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A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on
his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed
that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly
pale.
The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing
exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower
than the speed limit can also be dangerous."
"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly:
twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route
number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and
thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this
car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got
off Route 119."
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If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of
progress?
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of water skis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
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