| Jokes 929 |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/09/28 18:40 |
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see
who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates.
"Who was the first man?" asked Peter.
"Adam."
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden."
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met
Adam for the first time?"
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."
"Enter."
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Confucious Say...
He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.
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What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese!
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a
note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. The milkman thought
she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify
the point.
''I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15
gallons or 1.5 gallons?''
''I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and
take a milk bath.''
''Pasteurized?''
''No, just up to my tits.''
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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for
dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to
do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was
sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large
dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but
audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So
he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let
everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
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