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Subject: The Sins Of Three Nuns
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 18:17:31 -0600
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The Sins Of Three Nuns
There are three nuns and a Mother Superior. The Mother Superior
tells the three nuns that before they can receive their Saint name
they had one final test. She told them to go commit one sin so that
they would not have urges to be bad.
After the three nuns return, the Mother Superior says, "Did you
commit your sins?" They all shake their heads yes. The first two
nuns are crying, the third is giggling.
The Mother Superior says to the first one, "What sin did you
commit child?"
The first nun answers with tears in her eyes. "I was just rotten,
I picked flowers from someone's garden."
The Mother Superior says, "Go drink the Holy Water and it will be
alright." The third nun is dancing around in laughter.
The Mother Superior asks the second one. Her whole body is
shaking and she is crying. "I stole candy from a baby."
The Mother Superior says, "My child, drink the Holy Water and you
are forgiven.
The third nun falls on the floor hysterically laughing. The
Mother Superior is disgusted and asks, "What are you laughing at?"
The third nun is barely able to answer through her tears of
laughter, " I peed in the Holy Water."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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