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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So
when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that,
unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a
question correctly for admission.
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A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the
world's first professional.
The doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have
helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to
create Eve, the first woman?"
"No," said the rabbi. ''It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord
needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world."
"Wait," said the engineer, "The world was created in six days from
nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have
been to create the whole world into an orgnanized, civilized place
from utter chaos?"
"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked the lawyer...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Wings.
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What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.
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