| Jokes 923 |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/09/22 22:09 |
Monks Made A Mistake
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through
the old scrolls.
"You see, there are the originals," said the first monk. "All the new
scrolls were copied from these."
"Can I see one?"
"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--" All of a sudden,
the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees.
"What? What does it say?"
"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"
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