Theory And Reality
Little Johnny comes home with a homework paper to do. He asks his dad
to help him write about the difference between theory and reality.
His dad sez, "Go to your Mom and ask her if she would sleep with
another man for a million dollars.
"Little Johnny does as he is told, and Mom sez, "Well, yes, I suppose
I would."
His dad then sez, "Now go ask your big sister if she would sleep with
another man for a million dollars.
"Little Johnny does this too, and Sis sez, "Yes, I suppose I would."
Little Johnny and his dad then sit down, and Dad sez, "Now son, you've
learned the difference between theory and reality. In theory, we're
sitting on two million dollars. In reality, we're living with a couple
of whores."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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