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You might be redneck if your house has more miles on it than your car!
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The Little Fire Engine
A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck
down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador
Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates,
and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking
down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently
said to him, ''You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the
rope was tied around your dog's neck.''
The boy nodded in agreement and said, ''But then there wouldn't be a
siren.''
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Bathtub Anxieties
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath.
Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
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The Hospital Visit
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room
in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit,
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,''
and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help
him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: ''Robert
gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.''
In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the
sentence out loud.
The boy nervously eyed his classmates--many of them already laughing
at him--then replied, ''Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the
bunny wasn't cooked enough.''
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