| Jokes 906 |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/09/05 21:32 |
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all
sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.
They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The
first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his
wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell. He
comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be
a lawyer. It was terrific."
They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and
they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my
life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new
family. I love it."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets,
going "Anybody got a match?"
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Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by
Playboy?
A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month
after month....
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking
about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the
third remains quiet.
After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your
wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night, my
wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed.
"What happened then?" they asked.
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"
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What are three two-letter words that mean small?
"Is it in?"
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