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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
'Hey sis, you awake?'
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Redneck Truck
If you open the door to the pickup and soda cans fall out, you might
be a redneck.
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Football Fan To The Rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by
a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off
of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists,
breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.
"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the
reporter.
"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in
his notebook.
"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says.
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet"
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If you make change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck
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Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth
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