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Date: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:01:16 GMT
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A guy goes into a doctor's office with a frog growing out of his head.
"Tell me how it started," says the doctor.
"It started out as a bump on my ass," says the frog.
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Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a
smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that,
if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.
enough, he drops dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the
smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over
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On a senior citizen bus tour, while the passengers were unloading, to
do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the
driver's ear, ''Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!'' The
driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would
check into it soon. Later, that same day, as the passengers were
unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in
his ear, ''Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!'' This time, he
figured he'd better look into it. A few passengers had remained on the
bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they
knew what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the
bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. ''Excuse
me sir, could I help you?'' The elderly man looked up and said,
''Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find
it. I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the
middle, and mine's is parted on the side!.''
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What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?
A judge.
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Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in
sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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