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Subject: Re: Fascinate ??
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Date: Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:51:36 GMT
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"Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote in
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> A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
> 'fascinate' in a sentence.
>
> Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
> farm, and
> we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
>
> The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
>
> Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I
> was fascinated.'
>
> The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
> the word 'fascinate.'
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
> been
> burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way
> he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
>
> Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
> tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
>
> The teacher sat down and cried.
>
>
Heee Heee
Mercury.
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