"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:cdf6945v1rdi3am0n1rhkqe5gokgcj2rs1@4ax.com:
> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:10:53 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>
>>A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
>>students.
>>
>>The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
>>
>>Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
>>3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
>>grade too!'
>>
>>Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While
>>Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
>>principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
>>would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions
>>he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
>>
>>Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
>>agreed to take the test.
>>
>>Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
>>
>>Harry: '9'.
>>
>>Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
>>
>>Harry: '36'.
>>
>>And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
>>should know.
>>
>>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go
>>to the 3rd grade.'
>>
>>Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.' The
>>principal and Harry both agreed.
>>
>>Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two
>>of?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
>>
>>Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
>>The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry
>>replied: 'Pockets.'
>>
>>Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' Harry: 'Pants'
>>
>>Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
>>delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Harry: 'Coconut.'
>>
>>The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
>>
>>Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
>>sticky?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could
>>stop the answer.
>>
>>Harry: 'Bubble gum'
>>
>>Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
>>and a dog does on three legs?'
>>
>>Harry: 'Shake hands.'
>>
>>The principal was trembling.
>>
>>Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
>>lot of heat and excitement?'
>>
>>Harry: 'Firetruck'
>>
>>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put
>>Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!'
>
>
> Good one....
>
> Have heard several versions of this.
>
Success at last LOL.LOL.
Mercury
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