"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:t5e194t6cu14ge8kgf0bb2unt8k6640ns8@4ax.com:
> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:08:33 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
>
>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>news:1sp094l77llbs0ajninffsetkt2grt85ek@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:33:23 GMT, WingedMessenger
<Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Doctor, doctor, where will I put my clothes?"
>>>>"Put them over there, next to mine."
>>>>
>>> **G**R**O**A**N**
>>>
>>>>
>>>>The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer's wife and explained to
>>her
>>>>shocked husband that he was only taking her temperature.
>>>>The farmer tok is shotgun off the wall, primed it and said grimly, "I
>>>>guess you know what you are doing doc, but that thing had better have
>>>>numbers on it when you take it out."
>>>>
>>> Makes up for the Groan above
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>The drunk staggered up the driveway of his home, where his son was
>>>>working under the bonnet of his car.
>>>>"What's wrong Son?" he asked.
>>>>"Piston broke" came the reply.
>>>>"So amd I," muttered his father, as he stumbled on.
>>>>
>>> **G**R**O**A**N**
>>>
>>>>
>>>>A cab driver picked up a drink. The drunk climbed into the back
seat.
>>>>"Do you have room for a crayfish and six bottles in the front?" he
>>asked.
>>>>"Sure" said the cab driver. So the drunk leaned over and threw up.
>>>>
>>> **G**R**O**A**N**
>>>
>>>>
>>>>What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
>>>>Choked.
>>>>
>>> **G**R**O**A**N**
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Have you heard about the new contraceptive for men?
>>>>You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp!!!!
>>>>
>>> DOUBLE **G**R**O**A**N**
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>An elegant woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.
>>>> The bank manager was called over.
>>>>"Did you hoard all this money yourself?" he asked
>>>>"No," she replied, "of course not. My sister whored half of it."
>>>>
>>> **A**R**R**G**H**
>>>
>>>>
>>>>The drunk was feeding coins into the condom machine and laughing as
he
>>>>took the packets and put them into his already bulding pockets.
>>>>A young man impatiently waiting behind him asked him if he could use
>>the
>>>>machine.
>>>>"No way!" replied the drink. "I'm on a winning streak!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>What do you call a gay dinasaur?
>>>>Megasaurus.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Jeffrey: "Are you gay Johnnie?"
>>>>Johnnie: "No, but I once slept with a guy who was."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>A guy walked into the chemist shop.
>>>>"I'd like some deodorant please."
>>>>"Aerosol?"
>>>>"No, under-arm."
>>>>
>>> **G**R**O**A**N**
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Advertisement. Something that makes you think you've wanted it for
>>>>years, but you've never heard of it.
>>>>
>>>>Bigamist. A fog over Italy.
>>>>
>>>>Condom. An item to be worn on every conceivable occasion.;
>>>>
>>>>Copulate. What an Italian plice chief says to a constable who does
>>not
>>>>get to work on time.
>>>>
>>> DOUBLE **G**R**O**A**N**
>>>
>>>>Mine Shaft. What a German calls his penis.
>>>>
>>> **A**R**R**G**H**
>>>
>>>
>>>>Pornography. Cliterature.
>>>>
>>>>Red Riding Hood. A Russian condom.
>>>>
>>>>Sitting Pretty. Sitting Bulls gay brother.
>>>>
>>>>Mercury.
>>>
>>>
>>> Is it over yet?
>>>
>>> Get a new day job.
>>> Cause you ain't earning any Euros this way!
>>>
>>>
>>> darkshadows
>>>
>>
>>May Apis all over you lol.
>>
>>Mercury.
>
>
> After this post, Apis will probably have nothing to do with you.
>
>
> LOL,
> darkshadows
>
Jealousy, night and day it tortures youy LOL.
Mercury.
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