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"Doctor, doctor, where will I put my clothes?"
"Put them over there, next to mine."
The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer's wife and explained to her
shocked husband that he was only taking her temperature.
The farmer tok is shotgun off the wall, primed it and said grimly, "I
guess you know what you are doing doc, but that thing had better have
numbers on it when you take it out."
The drunk staggered up the driveway of his home, where his son was
working under the bonnet of his car.
"What's wrong Son?" he asked.
"Piston broke" came the reply.
"So amd I," muttered his father, as he stumbled on.
A cab driver picked up a drink. The drunk climbed into the back seat.
"Do you have room for a crayfish and six bottles in the front?" he asked.
"Sure" said the cab driver. So the drunk leaned over and threw up.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked.
Have you heard about the new contraceptive for men?
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp!!!!
An elegant woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.
The bank manager was called over.
"Did you hoard all this money yourself?" he asked
"No," she replied, "of course not. My sister whored half of it."
The drunk was feeding coins into the condom machine and laughing as he
took the packets and put them into his already bulding pockets.
A young man impatiently waiting behind him asked him if he could use the
machine.
"No way!" replied the drink. "I'm on a winning streak!"
What do you call a gay dinasaur?
Megasaurus.
Jeffrey: "Are you gay Johnnie?"
Johnnie: "No, but I once slept with a guy who was."
A guy walked into the chemist shop.
"I'd like some deodorant please."
"Aerosol?"
"No, under-arm."
Advertisement. Something that makes you think you've wanted it for
years, but you've never heard of it.
Bigamist. A fog over Italy.
Condom. An item to be worn on every conceivable occasion.;
Copulate. What an Italian plice chief says to a constable who does not
get to work on time.
Mine Shaft. What a German calls his penis.
Pornography. Cliterature.
Red Riding Hood. A Russian condom.
Sitting Pretty. Sitting Bulls gay brother.
Mercury.
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