Bullsh*t and Brilliance
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking
her faithful aged Labrador named Bruce, along for the company.
One day the Lab starts chasing butterflies and before long, Bruce
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old Lab thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap the old Lab exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one
delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!'
says the leopard, 'that was close! That old Labrador nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade
it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old
Labrador sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
monkey, hop on my back and we'll see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine!
Now, the old Labrador sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't
seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old
Lab says...
'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with old f*rts...age and treachery will always overcome
youth and skill! Bullsh*t and brilliance only come with age and
experience.
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