"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:rd1m849g8hhe9ap7nn222cat7ec26vb8pi@4ax.com:
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> sex with a pumpkin
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> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
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> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and
> public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a
> pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided
> to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
> was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone
> around" he stated in a telephone interview.
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> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut
> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
> was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
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> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
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> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
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> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
> Lawrence . "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
> having sex with a pumpkin?"
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> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
> looked me straight in the face and said..."A pumpkin? Sh!t...is it
> midnight already?"
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HEEEE HEEEE
Mercury.
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