| laxatives and bed-sheats |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/07/26 05:42 |
laxatives and bed-sheats
a man goes to see his doctor because he is having a great problem
taking a shite, "doctor i haven't been able to sh*t in FIVE days! I've
tried all sorts of laxatives but they just don't work for me"
the doctor agrees this is quite severe, but assures the man there is
hope yet
"a new laxative just came on the market" the doctor tells him
"but i must warn you, it is very strong and has possible dangerous
side affects. because of this you will have to spend the night in
hospital just to be sure you are too badly affected by it"
the man agrees as he just wants to be able to sh*t again
so the doctor calls in a nurse to take him to a room for the night.
in walks the most gorgeous women ever. blonde hair, huge breasts, real
fit body, the man is head over heels.
so the nurse takes him to his room on the fifth floor for the night
and once he is settled, leaves the room.
the man falls into a deep sleep after taking the potent laxative only
to awake five hours later to find he has sh*t himself severly and it's
all over the perfectly white bed sheets.
the man doesn't want the beautiful nurse to see him like this so he
quickly bundles up the white bed sheets and tosses them out the fifth
floor window.
straight below, two homeless oldmen are fast asleep until the sh*t
covered blankets land on the one homeless person.
there is a great scuffle and lots of noise and when it settles the
other homeless person turns to his friend, covered in sh*t, and asks
what the hell just happened?
"i don't know" he replies, "but i think i just beat the sh*t out of a
ghost!"
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