"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:5b7k84hulhugbk7qksr6rvhinsnpor63lc@4ax.com:
>
>
> The Salesmen
>
>
> Two Englishmen - businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break
> in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with
> only a few shelves set up.
>
> One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
> going
> to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
>
> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
> Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish
> accent asked
>
> 'What are you selling' here
>
> One of the men replied sarcastically,
>
> 'We're selling arse-holes.'
>
> Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said,
>
> 'You are doing well ... Only two left!'
>
>
HEEE HEEE.
Mercury.
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