"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:nn6k84hn0bd72rb6titrcm67tckqjv5l9k@4ax.com:
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>
> Breaking wind
>
>
> A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around,
> spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
>
> As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
>
> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
> noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
> up right now.
>
> As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
> salesman standing right behind her.
>
> Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
> salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
> today?"
>
> Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
> been there at the time of her little 'accident',
>
> She asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
>
> He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
> sh!t yourself when I tell you the price."
>
>
LOL-less!!
Mercury.
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