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Subject: Breaking wind
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Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:27:55 GMT
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Breaking wind
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around,
spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been there at the time of her little 'accident',
She asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
sh!t yourself when I tell you the price."
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