Men can't get anything right
Guy wakes up just before his wife one Sunday morning, goes to the bog
and returns with a glass of water and two asprin.
He puts them on her bedside table, kisses her forehead and says "There
you are darling - take these"
"What are they?" she asks
"Oh - just asprin" he says
"But I don't have a headache!"
"Oh - good - fancy a fcuk then?"
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