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2008 Tax Code
The only thing that gordon brown has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
pissed off, and 1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has
two dependents, and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER,
effective April 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed
according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a (small) tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
It goes without saying that our illustrious MP's will be able to
reclaim this tax against expenses, even those without the necessary
equipment. In fact, female and gay MP's will be able to make multiple
claims as they will have access to more than one penis. To prevent
lesbian MP's from being left out they will also be able to claim on
the grounds that they are rubbing shoulders with enough dick-heads all
day to qualify. Migrants will also be able to claim for the number of
cocks thay have left behind in their home countries.
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