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Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:44:32 GMT
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Irish Diet
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the docto r said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The Irishman nodded.."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from the f**kin' skippin"
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