Toilet humour.
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found
a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you
doing?'
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be
rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'
After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick ****...
How about yourself?'
The next thing i heard him say was ...... 'Sorry mate, I'll have to
call you back. I've got some twat in the cubicle next to me answering
everything I say.'
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